Getting as old as you are can’t be easy, buddy! Luckily for you, when your legs start to give way at least you’ll still have a great friend like me that you can lean on for support!
Since it’s your birthday today, little bro, I’ll let you have the spotlight. After all, it must be annoying having an amazing older sibling who usually gets all the attention!
Happy birthday! It’s not every day you turn 70, my dear friend!
I hope you enjoy this very special birthday and magnificent milestone in your life. You deserve all the happiness in the world for the wonderful person that you are!