Happy uncle’s day! Well, there isn’t one, but there should be. So instead, I take this day, your birthday, to make it all about you. You are the best uncle in the world and you deserve only great things in life!
Never mind the birthday bumps, coach, today you will be receiving the birthday burpees! Besides, you’re going to need some exercise after eating all that cake!
Seriously, though, I hope you have a mega amazing birthday today just as you deserve!