On your special day, I wanted to tell you just how much you mean to me, in a way that you’ll be able to understand and relate to.
So I thought long and hard, and decided that I love you even more than you love football, and that’s saying something! I long for the day when you give me as much attention as you do when you’re watching a football match!
I was going to buy you some beauty products for your birthday this year, girlfriend, but I quickly realised that not even the most expensive beauty product could make you any more beautiful than you already are!
It would just be a waste of money and an exercise in futility! You are gorgeous just the way you are!
Wishing you a stunning birthday from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
An incredible lady with the kindest and most beautiful heart is celebrating her birthday today! I hope your cake is as sweet as your personality, miss!
Happy birthday, my dear. May your 80th birthday bring as much love, joy, and happiness to you and your sweet heart as you bring to all those around you.
I’m wishing a very, very happy 70th birthday to you today, my dear!
Seeing as 70 is the golden age, I’m wishing you lots of peace and happiness. May this be the most wonderful decade of your life and see that your heart is as content as can be.