Sure, it might look as though I forgot your birthday, but really you should be impressed by how early I am for wishing you a happy birthday for next year!
Happy birthday to you! Now that you’ve read my message, turn off your notifications, swipe away your apps and switch off your phone and go enjoy your birthday IRL!
Happy birthday from your favorite daughter, papa! As you celebrate this milestone that is another wonderful year of your life, I’m wishing you the very best day from my heart to yours!