Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!
I can’t believe I missed the birthday of someone so unforgettable! I’m sending extra special belated birthday wishes your way to make up for it though, my dear!
If you’re wondering why everyone is being extra nice to you at work today, it’s only because they want a slice of your delicious birthday cake! Happy birthday!