You've always been my cousin but as the years go on you’ve become more like a bro to me, because just like a brother you love to irritate me! Happy birthday!
The best time of the year has come around once again, where I take great pleasure in reminding you that I’ll always be younger than you! Happy birthday!
Today is the day that I get to recognize and show my appreciation for a very special stepdad! I hope your birthday this year is as magnificent as you are!