Happy birthday, teacher!
I honestly don’t know how you do what
you do so gracefully, day in and day out.
I also don’t know why you do it, surely
there must have been less stressful
career options!
Even with the most trying of students,
you always seem to keep your cool!
You must have the patience of a saint!
So, for such a calm and collected teacher,
I wish you the most tranquil birthday and
I hope that you are able to get some well-
deserved rest on your special day!
All the best!